Mr & Mr Ford proudly Present

 OUR Guide to getting the most out of our balls 

Every good party deserves a guide book.  How else are you to know how much fun you’re having?  Or how brilliant the party is?   It also contains the (mostly reversioned) lyrics for the songs and carols that were sung as well as an actual poem.   Well it’s more of a rhymey word thing but poetry is more Slytherin.