Note: On Valentine's Day 2014 we were celebrating in Sitges, Spain when I broke my knee and ended up in a Spanish hospital. This is my slightly morphine induced Facebook account BORED IN HOSPITAL PART ONE Ahem. If I may have your attention for a minute, I have something to say. This doesn't happen very often so the least you can do is turn your attention away from all the life-affirming pictures of puppies cuddling up to wombats and instead focus on this rather dry and leng